Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for planters.
Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, 'That woman was my mother!'
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the planters who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his company's presentation. As he shyly approached the stage one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
Getting to the microphone he said loudly, 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'
His audience sat shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the planter finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember who she was!"
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste