ESE & BERG

One Chinese person walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese!”

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said,” You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replied "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replied "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

(This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain)

Something2learn from this joke:

Never look down on other races.
Never insult others.
Worst if you have messed up and got the historical event wrong!
(Better keep your big mouth shut if you are not a historian)

What I’ve learned from Confucius:
“What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others!”