Monday, April 14, 2008


A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his kin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a while, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

Moses replied, "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."


May be you have a good laugh after reading this joke, but brothers and sisters of Christ,

JESUS is watching you

You see
Things you are supposed not to do, you do.” That’s sin!
Things you are supposed to do, you don’t do.” That’s unrighteous!

Knowing that
JESUS is watching you

Things you are supposed not to do, you don’t do. “Thou shall not sin.”
Things you are supposed to do, you do. “Thou shall be righteous.”

Always remember that
JESUS is watching you
All the times

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