The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband argued, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replied, "No! You should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband protested, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says "HEBREWS"